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The Emperor Mong (PBUH)

Auld-Yin

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Having watched the outstanding and impressive work of the Emperor Mong (PBUH) I feel that it is high time that the COs make TEM a Moderator on all forums of the site.

When you take a look at his work as detailed in the TEM Pronouncements thread https://www.arrse.co.uk/community/threads/the-emperor-mongs-pronouncements.72507/ it will become apparent that he has all the qualities and skills required to hold down the roll of Mod:
  1. He is never there when you want him
  2. He will inevitably turn up though when you don't want him
  3. He never does anything
  4. Takes the blame for nothing and credit for everything
  5. He is ruthless and humourless and will smite with alacrity
  6. Listens to no-one and accepts no reasons nor excuses
  7. Has a very high opinion of himself (PBUH)
So there we have it. Time for @Good CO and/or @Bad CO to get the promotion board set up and TEM duly installed to his rightful place!

* = note it is Friday evening! :twisted:
 

Ritch

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* = note it is Friday evening! :twisted:
Thats a great idea explaination why you posted it three times. ;) Been at the whiskey, AY?
 

Auld-Yin

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He has obviously struck early. No idea how that happened but maybe when he is a Mod he can tidy up the thread and delete two spare ones! :p

Otherwise maybe one of the thread Mods @Guns @The_Duke can tidy up.
 
Great idea
May your evening be awash with Whisky and relatively Mong free(PBUH)
 

Dark_Nit

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It's Friday.
I'll be back later after drinkies.
 

Dark_Nit

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@Auld-Yin you have obviously set post selector to three-round-burst mode instead of single shot.
 

Auld-Yin

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ancienturion

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ancienturion

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You obviously missed out on getting a spiculum.

You can't beat the stopping power off a well thrown pilum when one of Hannibal's elephants is chasing you down. No use waving a spiculum at them although rumour its that the mark2 version has been an improvement.

Scipio at Zama: Elephanti in nostris? O Pedicabo ego! Tibi gratias ago decorum. Non habent signum IV pilum.
 

ancienturion

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