Every now and then a news story appears that falls between Fire Up The Outrage Bus and Call the Darwin Awards, but that is just too fucking funny to miss. For those of you who are poor and who cannot click through at work, heres the latest triumph for the mighty Emperor Mong. Alfredo Sanchez works in HMV and has run up massive credit card debts. So his wife goes to Equador and fakes his death and cremation returning with his death certificate. They collect £1.25million in insurance and fly off to a new life in Australia. Free and clear with £1.25m in their sky. Then HMV notice something a tad strange. A dead mans staff discount card is being used in Oz. So they call the rozzers to report this supernatural event. The rozzers do some digging and find the dead mans fingerprints all over his own death certificate. She gets nicked when returning to the UK for a wedding (2 years in jail). Alfredo has not been seen recently at the tattoo parlour he opened in Sydney. Brit who 'faked his own death for £1.25 million insurance' found in Sydney - Telegraph Nice one, Emperor.