The Emperor Mong has a great day out in Bath

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by sunnoficarus, Nov 23, 2011.

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  1. Mong woman sets herself on fire at petrol pumps, and then the mong staff rush to deal with the fire and really shine…

    "…Two workers staff tried to put the fire out by spraying her with bottles of water.…"

    Grab a bottle of evian or a fire extinguisher? Yes, must have been a really hard one that.

    Woman, 55, dies after setting herself on fire at petrol pumps | Mail Online
  2. Hope Sainsburys bill the family for the used fuel.
  3. I'd have picked a sweeping brush instead, and pushed her off the forecourt.

    Go and burn on the grass verge, not the hundreds of gallons of petrol you're windmilling about on top of.
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  4. They should also bill the family for the costs of the counselling that the staff on site will probably need, the bloody selfish old bag!