The Duck Hunter

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  1. A duck hunter was out in the marsh, enjoying the beautiful hunting weather when he felt the urge to relieve himself. So he walked over to the bushes and propped his gun against a tree. Suddenly, a strong gust of wind blew and knocked his gun over, discharging it and shooting him in the genitals.
    Awaking several hours later in a hospital bed , our duck hunter is approached by his doctor.
    “Sir,” the doc begins “I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is there’s no internal damage, and we were able to remove all of the buckshot.”
    “Wow, that’s great!” replied the hunter “So what’s the bad news?”
    “The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your penis. I’m going to have to refer you to my sister.”
    “Oh, well that’s not so bad I guess,” the hunter replied. “Is your sister a plastic surgeon ?”
    “Not exactly.” answered the doctor... “She’s a flute player in the local symphony orchestra, and she’ll to teach you where to put your fingers so you don’t piss in your eye.”