The Driving Question

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by The_Remover, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. You are driving in a car at a constant speed.

    On your right side is a 'drop off' (The ground is 18-20 inches below the level you are traveling on), and on your left side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you.

    In front of you is a galloping horse which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it.

    Behind you is another galloping horse.

    Both horses are also traveling at the same speed as you.

    What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous
    situation?

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    Get off the kids Merry-go-round you drunken bast**d!!
     
  2. got me, liked it