The disappearing Mark Francois MP

[Moderator]

That link is from a year ago. He has popped up a couple of times since then and, as was remarked on earlier, found it in himself to oppose the Government in the House on Tuesday. Splitter!

Have you called him out as a walt yet?

 

[Civvy Scum]

An MP sex scandal? We haven't had one of those for ages, one is long over-due.

 

[Cockroach]

Police drop investigation into Tory MP arrested over rape accusation​

Last night, a police spokesman said: "Following a thorough investigation, and based on all evidence made available to officers, the decision was taken that the case did not meet the evidential test and no further action will be taken."

Police drop investigation into Tory MP arrested over rape accusation

The former minister, who is in his 50s, has always denied the allegations.

news.sky.com

 

[BarcelonaAnalPark]

Anyone with the name "Francois" who doesn't bother with the ç or anglicise the name leaves themselves wide open to accusations of illiteracy.

 

[Nimbus]

Police drop investigation into Tory MP arrested over rape accusation​

Last night, a police spokesman said: "Following a thorough investigation, and based on all evidence made available to officers, the decision was taken that the case did not meet the evidential test and no further action will be taken."

Police drop investigation into Tory MP arrested over rape accusation

The former minister, who is in his 50s, has always denied the allegations.

news.sky.com

Just a bounced cheque then...

 

[Hippohunter]

Joe Anderson had his name spread all over the media when arrested, Alex Salmond had his named spread all over the media BEFORE he was arrested so how come no naming of the "Tory MP" during the 4 months under arrest?

 

[Fang_Farrier]

Joe Anderson had his name spread all over the media when arrested, Alex Salmond had his named spread all over the media BEFORE he was arrested so how come no naming of the "Tory MP" during the 4 months under arrest?

Much harder to work out who was working from home due to covid rather than due to legal action

 

[retread2]

Anyone with the name "Francois" who doesn't bother with the ç or anglicise the name leaves themselves wide open to accusations of illiteracy.

Are you suggesting that he doesn't know who his father is?

 

[Themanwho]

Joe Anderson had his name spread all over the media when arrested, Alex Salmond had his named spread all over the media BEFORE he was arrested so how come no naming of the "Tory MP" during the 4 months under arrest?

Injunction?

 

[whiffler]

Injunction?

Hardly necessary. I would imagine that there are few MPs who want to talk with or even about him. Just a tiny bumptious oik, equal to but in opposition to Bercow

 

[Robme]

An MP sex scandal? We haven't had one of those for ages, one is long over-due.

Have to be careful here, But according to Guido, it appears that a senior opposition minister (sorry but have to be vague due to libel laws) has been to Uganda and back many times with a certain coloured partner MP, whose company he is seen frequently.
Around the time Harold Shipman (our previous health dude) was cavorting with some flimsy in front of an internal camera. It became common knowledge that double standards were at work.
As I said this was the work of Guido, however my wife noted the closeness of the two a while before Guido.

 

[medwaymud]

Have to be careful here, But according to Guido, it appears that a senior opposition minister (sorry but have to be vague due to libel laws) has been to Uganda and back many times with a certain coloured partner MP, whose company he is seen frequently.
Around the time Harold Shipman (our previous health dude) was cavorting with some flimsy in front of an internal camera. It became common knowledge that double standards were at work.
As I said this was the work of Guido, however my wife noted the closeness of the two a while before Guido.

Are you insinuating Matt Hancock is a mass murderer ?

 

[whiffler]

Are you insinuating Matt Hancock is a mass murderer ?

That was the gist of those moaning about his putative UN appointment. Idiots that they are.

 

[Deleted 139028]

Have to be careful here, But according to Guido, it appears that a senior opposition minister (sorry but have to be vague due to libel laws) has been to Uganda and back many times with a certain coloured partner MP, whose company he is seen frequently.
Around the time Harold Shipman (our previous health dude) was cavorting with some flimsy in front of an internal camera. It became common knowledge that double standards were at work.
As I said this was the work of Guido, however my wife noted the closeness of the two a while before Guido.

Opposition Minister?

 

[Provost]

Are you insinuating Matt Hancock is a mass murderer ?

Highly unlikely. Mass murder requires some organisational ability.

 

[lokiuk]

Highly unlikely. Mass murder requires some organisational ability.

Mid Staffordshire NHS hospital trust managed it

 

[FourZeroCharlie]

Have to be careful here, But according to Guido, it appears that a senior opposition minister (sorry but have to be vague due to libel laws) has been to Uganda and back many times with a certain coloured partner MP, whose company he is seen frequently.
Around the time Harold Shipman (our previous health dude) was cavorting with some flimsy in front of an internal camera. It became common knowledge that double standards were at work.
As I said this was the work of Guido, however my wife noted the closeness of the two a while before Guido.

Harold Shipman?

Harold Shipman - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

YUM.

 

[Themanwho]

Harold Shipman?

Harold Shipman - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

YUM.

I too was a little puzzled and perplexed at the post you're quoting, then I saw it was from @Robme and realised that once again the yellow/green contents of his incontinence pants has overflowed and joined with the turps-and-bile vomit smeared across his keyboard.

Is there an Amazon napalm delivery option?

 

[FourZeroCharlie]

. . . the yellow/green contents of his incontinence pants has overflowed and joined with the turps-and-bile vomit smeared across his keyboard. . .

Yeah.

Just as I was about to chomp down on a generous slice of The Mem's coffee and Walnut cake.

Cheers, kunt.

 

[whiffler]

Back to Mark Francois.

I don't withdraw my general opinion of him, but he made a fine contribution today to the David Amess tributes session in the HoC.