The disappearing Mark Francois MP

[philc]

I have a feeling he has been told to wind his neck in, as an MP he is up there with a strong line up from Labour as the most useless dim MP in Parliament.

 

[ThunderBox]

Was he the one who was in that demographic of only 5 potential MPs who may have done something I can’t remember?

Because if he is, then I haven’t seen him recently.

 

[Tuffty]

Mark Francois stops attending Parliament and being chair of the ERG just as a Tory MP is put on Police bail for rape and sexual assault, might be something or nothing, just a coincidence maybe

 

[MoleBath]

He’s behind you.

On no he isn't

 

[Moderator]

Been a few months since this usually very visible outspoken and bombastic MP was seen or heard. Anyone know where he is now?
His disappearance coincided with reports in the media of a Tory MP being investigated.

You are not the only one to notice that he has fallen below the radar...

Fears grow over fate of missing simpleton Mark Francois

 

[SkippedOnce]

You are not the only one to notice that he has fallen below the radar...

Fears grow over fate of missing simpleton Mark Francois

Nah, he's just moon-lighting in a much more successful TV career. Would the real cartoon character please step up?

 

[bobthebuilder]

On no he isn't

Oh yes he is.

 

[Bravo_Bravo]

Nah, he's just moon-lighting in a much more successful TV career. Would the real cartoon character please step up?

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[Queensman]

You are not the only one to notice that he has fallen below the radar...

Fears grow over fate of missing simpleton Mark Francois

That link is from a year ago. He has popped up a couple of times since then and, as was remarked on earlier, found it in himself to oppose the Government in the House on Tuesday. Splitter!

 

[slipperman]

You are not the only one to notice that he has fallen below the radar...

Fears grow over fate of missing simpleton Mark Francois

From the article:
“who believes he is a war hero because he spent a few weekends paintballing in Epping Forest”.
What’s his username on here?!

 

[Queensman]

From the article:
“who believes he is a war hero because he spent a few weekends paintballing in Epping Forest”.
What’s his username on here?!

Wah shield up - He’s on here? Is that pukka gen? - Wah shield down.

 

[slipperman]

Wah shield up - He’s on here? Is that pukka gen? - Wah shield down.

Wah shield up. I’ve no idea, but judging from his alleged paint balling spells in Epping Forest, he appears to be more military qualified than some on here!

 

[philc]

Wah shield up - He’s on here? Is that pukka gen? - Wah shield down.

I am he and I claim my fiver.

 

[Edwardian Fred]

Mark Francois stops attending Parliament and being chair of the ERG just as a Tory MP is put on Police bail for rape and sexual assault, might be something or nothing, just a coincidence maybe

Only one. I bet the slackers put it down to Covd. The average in the eighties was four.

 

[arfah]

He laid a wreath for Remembrance

MARK FRANCOIS MP REMEMBERS THE FALLEN

Despite the difficulties posed by the COVID-19 Pandemic, Rayleigh and Wickford MP Mark Francois joined forces with the Rayleigh Branch of the Royal British Legion, to pay tribute to The Fallen in advance of Remembrance Day on 11 November.

www.markfrancois.com

 

[arfah]

I’ll be in Rayleigh, later.

I’ll keep a lookout.

 

[maukjf]

Mark Francois stops attending Parliament and being chair of the ERG just as a Tory MP is put on Police bail for rape and sexual assault, might be something or nothing, just a coincidence maybe

This appears to show he is still attending parliament and voting. I believe the accused MP was told not to attend parliament. Voting record for Mr Mark Francois - MPs and Lords - UK Parliament

 

[Fang_Farrier]

That link is from a year ago. He has popped up a couple of times since then and, as was remarked on earlier, found it in himself to oppose the Government in the House on Tuesday. Splitter!

Did he vote in person or virtually?

 

[Penfold]

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Oi!
What have I done to deserve being referenced to such low lives as MP's?
I may not be much, but I do not deserve such treatment.

Eta a rather important not.

 

[SkippedOnce]

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Hmm, DM's sidekick. Perhaps if DM wore double-breasted suits rather than a white rollneck ...