The disappearing Mark Francois MP

[Hippohunter]

Been a few months since this usually very visible outspoken and bombastic MP was seen or heard. Anyone know where he is now?
His disappearance coincided with reports in the media of a Tory MP being investigated.

 

[Endoscope]

I've not seen him

 

[bobthebuilder]

He’s behind you.

 

[jarrod248]

Not here

 

[jarrod248]

Checked again definitely not here.

 

[riksavage]

He's under your bed!

Not really, he's filming a second series of the 'Undoing' in Rayleigh and Wickford.

 

[jarrod248]

Was walking dogs, thought I saw him and Lord Lucan stretching their legs.

 

[bobthebuilder]

Not here

Oh yes he is.

 

[CaptainRidiculous]

He's under your bed!

Not really, he's filming a second series of the 'Undoing' in Rayleigh and Wickford.

Really?
Next door to Billericay, well known for dodgy tory MPs...
Maybe something in the water?

 

[beefer]

Was walking dogs, thought I saw him and Lord Lucan stretching their legs.

Each other’s legs?

 

[Themanwho]

To quote a particularly uninteresting waiter, "Wait and see".

Either he'll be up before the beak, or he'll be back in Westminster with a tale of unsubstantiated allegations. No way to know which way it will fall until it does.

 

[sirbhp]

I found a Dudderidge but no sign of Markey .

 

[OllieReeder]

I would observe that he was sufficiently active to have voted against the Government on Tuesday night regarding the Covid tiers.

 

[delivering_capability]

Did he mention he used to be in the Army*?

* 6 years in the TA in the 1980s

 

[Bodenplatte]

Was walking dogs, thought I saw him and Lord Lucan stretching their legs.

 

[CaptainRidiculous]

Was walking dogs, thought I saw him and Lord Lucan stretching their legs.

that was John Stonehouse.
Yep, a great plan to fake you death, do a runner, and arrive in Oz... Just when the whole world was looking for an upper-class Englishman who'd murdered his nanny.

 

[CatsEyes]

He’s behind you.

At least 2 metres behind you, to comply with distancing regulations.

 

[rehab44]

He is behind the counter with Elvis at our chipshop

 

[corby]

I think I saw his name at the races the other day, riding a horse called Shergar

 

[johnboyzzz]

Was walking dogs, thought I saw him and Lord Lucan stretching their legs.

You were out dogging?


Thanks Peter Kay