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The Difference.

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I've just seen a post on Faceache, where someone found a Gecko in their house and the wife was apparently screaming. Being an ex-matelot, he got a biscuit tin and a bit of paper and put it outside.

How very gay is that?

So I have come to the conclusion:

Navy - Biscuit tin and rescue the poor wee mite.

RAF - Cry and scream and shout for your mum.

Army - Poke it with a stick, see if it eats Haribo, throw stones at it to see if it's tail really does fall off, try to set fire to it once you have trapped it.

I do have first hand experience of this. Telic 2. Gecko on the ceiling in the "Smoking Area" at the Hotel Shatt (hehe - I said shat), 2 RAF blokes, me and a few Kingos smerking a tab.

Mr RAF: "It's a Lizard aaaaaaaah".
Kingo Nicker: "Get me a stick - I just want to check if it's dead. Honest".

Why is the Army different to the rest of them?
 
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Geckos will not only eat Haribo... They will devour Optimus Prime for breakfast...:nod:

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Are you not a bit old to be still playing with Transformers ? :)
Angry Gecko says "You are never too old!"

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Not mine! belonged to a boy from Bangor who is a year older than me and has a reptile obsession!

He had two baby ones last time I visited... the reddy one had a lot of attitude for such a teeny thing!

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#16
I've just seen a post on Faceache, where someone found a Gecko in their house and the wife was apparently screaming. Being an ex-matelot, he got a biscuit tin and a bit of paper and put it outside.

How very gay is that?

So I have come to the conclusion:

Navy - Biscuit tin and rescue the poor wee mite.

RAF - Cry and scream and shout for your mum.

Army - Poke it with a stick, see if it eats Haribo, throw stones at it to see if it's tail really does fall off, try to set fire to it once you have trapped it.

I do have first hand experience of this. Telic 2. Gecko on the ceiling in the "Smoking Area" at the Hotel Shatt (hehe - I said shat), 2 RAF blokes, me and a few Kingos smerking a tab.

Mr RAF: "It's a Lizard aaaaaaaah".
Kingo Nicker: "Get me a stick - I just want to check if it's dead. Honest".

Why is the Army different to the rest of them?
I had geckos in my quarter permanently in Cyprus. Hours of fun were had firing elastic bands at them, they literally fall apart when hit.
 
#19
Rescued one of these off the highway and stuck it in the boot of my car to take it somewhere safe so I could release it. Shredded the inside of my boot. Probably have been better if I'd used a biscuit tin and a bit of card.
 

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