The Diane Abbott appreciation thread

#41
Does anyone know for sure if she’s all pink inside?

a man goes into a whore house and asks the woman at the desk for the biggest, blackest bitch she has. she tells him to go to room 8, if not room 9, and if not room 10. he goes to room 8 not black enough, room 9 not fat enough, room 10 perfect. he tells her to open her legs and starts taking photographs of her fanny. he then chucks her the money and tells her to close her legs. she asks is that it and he replies yes, i just wanted to know what a big black leather sofa looked like with pink cushions.


An oldie, but may be of some interest to some Arrsers.
 
#42
Does anyone know for sure if she’s all pink inside?
Don’t know you will have to ask Jezzer about that one. Really disgusting thought of the year, anybody think we went down on her when he was s*****g it back then? It might be the reason why he carries a beard to cover up the scaring?
 
#43
I thought that Diane has not really had the good press on this site, given her huge ego character she would expect members of Arrse to show their appreciation. This thread is your opportunity to show Diane how much you love her and how you appreciate all the efforts in the House of Commons she has put in for little return.

Over to Arrse....
I gave you an ET rating. That's two of us who won't get done for racism.
 
#46
The total population of the Caribbean is 8 MILLION (Exc Cuba, Haiti and Dom Repub) 1 Million have gone missing!

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So, if she should (God forbid) become Home Secretary, she will admit 9 million people to the UK under the impression that another 991 won’t hurt? I think we should be told.
 
#50
So, if she should (God forbid) become Home Secretary .....................................................I think we should be told.
Please do not tell me.
Mrs. B&B keeps telling me I am becoming antisocial but I am only rehearsing, for the event.

I may become a lone gun person (ever PC).
Does anybody have a grassy knoll I might borrow?
 
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#51
I was only thinking today, she be gone awfully unengaged.
But blood and sand................
Just when you think its safe ..... Up it pops to remind us. I see she was in her place today nodding away as The Dear Leader read from his script with the unfunnies underlined in BIG RED CRAYON.
PMQ could be shortened and still allow Berkowski to use his (pompus) words of the day,if The Dear Leader actually just asked a question rather than Red Len's statememts being spewed out. Someone needs to remind him to stick to being a puppet as comedy,well the funny sort is not within his talent oh hang on that is his talent 'having no talent'

Anyone got any Liebore Live tickets going for free?
 
#52
I am actually very happy about the existence of both Mrs Abbott and Mr Corbyn.

As an American I look on many of our politicians and despair.
Mrs Abbott makes Hillary Clinton look attractive and sensible in comparison.
Mr Trump may come across as a buffoon but he does seem more sensible than either Mrs Abbott of Mr Corbyn.
Plus all of our politicians look better than the unkempt and scruffy Mr Corbyn.
 
#56
I am actually very happy about the existence of both Mrs Abbott and Mr Corbyn.

As an American I look on many of our politicians and despair.
Mrs Abbott makes Hillary Clinton look attractive and sensible in comparison.
Mr Trump may come across as a buffoon but he does seem more sensible than either Mrs Abbott of Mr Corbyn.
Plus all of our politicians look better than the unkempt and scruffy Mr Corbyn.
I feel soiled agreeing with you
 
#57
As an old OC of mine used to say, “the standard you walk by, is the standard you are willing to accept” We get the politicians we deserve, years of apathy and acceptance of poor leadership have left us being represented by the very lowest common denominator!
 
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