The Devils Sandwich

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Proximo, Dec 16, 2005.

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  1. It seems some crazy septic has made the World's most calorifically intense sandwich.

    Here it is:

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    Here is some slightly hysterical comment:

    Hungry? Click here to be transported to the recipe and some truly revolting pictures.

    He ate it as well - all 30,000 calories of it.

    Edited to add: Here's the recipe - it's too awe inspiring not to post it here.

    Food ------------------------ Calories
    Fried Mushrooms – 15 -------- 450
    Bacon – 14 pieces ----------- 990
    Onion rings – 18 ------------ 1140
    Ground Beef – 1/4 lb. ------- 293
    Corndogs – 2 ---------------- 540
    Swiss Cheese – 4 slices ----- 425
    Provolone Cheese – 4 slices - 397
    Cheddar Cheese – 4 slices --- 455
    Sliced Ham – 1/4 lb. -------- 184
    Sliced Turkey – 1/4 lb. ----- 181
    Pastrami – 1/4 lb. ---------- 394
    Sliced Roast Beef – 1/4 lb. - 200
    Bratwurst – 1 --------------- 510
    Braunschweiger – 1/4 lb. ---- 580
    Wheat Bread – 1 lb. --------- 1030
    Lettuce – 1/2 head ---------- 25
    Feta Cheese – 4 oz. --------- 350
    Italian Salad Dressing – 6 oz 480
    Oregeno – 50 grams ---------- 438
    Salt & Pepper – 50 grams ---- 0
    Butter – 1/2 lb. ------------ 1600
    Parmesan Cheese – 100 grams - 465
    Canola Oil – 154 Tbsp. ------ 18,432
    Total ----------------------- 29,559
     
  2. I'm sure you can buy one of those from the same fine Jockenese eateries that purvey such delicacies as deep fried Mars bars, cream eggs and other fine culinary delights.
     
  3. Isn't this the sort of snack Mr Presley use to indulge in? 8O
     
  4. I could do with one of those on a Sunday morning after a night in the Mess :lol:

    Seriously though, did the guy survive that ?, I would have had a chest grabber half way through it 8O
     
  5. Looks like they overdid it with the lettuce... :roll:

    Edit: Though at least he had the good grace NOT to be drinking Diet Pepsi!
     
  6. Was thinking the same Mighty. I find that absolutely disgusting. :evil: