The Devils Sandwich

#1
It seems some crazy septic has made the World's most calorifically intense sandwich.

Here it is:



Here is some slightly hysterical comment:

Consumption of this sandwich, this crime against nature, should in and of itself be enough to sentence its eater to the third Dantean circle and an eternity in festering muck.
Everything in the sandwich, with the exception of some of the veggies, cheese, and condiments will be fried; either pan-fried in gratuitous amounts of butter, bacon fat, and garlic salt, or plunged into a deep fat fryer. Preferably both.
Hungry? Click here to be transported to the recipe and some truly revolting pictures.

He ate it as well - all 30,000 calories of it.

Edited to add: Here's the recipe - it's too awe inspiring not to post it here.

Food ------------------------ Calories
Fried Mushrooms – 15 -------- 450
Bacon – 14 pieces ----------- 990
Onion rings – 18 ------------ 1140
Ground Beef – 1/4 lb. ------- 293
Corndogs – 2 ---------------- 540
Swiss Cheese – 4 slices ----- 425
Provolone Cheese – 4 slices - 397
Cheddar Cheese – 4 slices --- 455
Sliced Ham – 1/4 lb. -------- 184
Sliced Turkey – 1/4 lb. ----- 181
Pastrami – 1/4 lb. ---------- 394
Sliced Roast Beef – 1/4 lb. - 200
Bratwurst – 1 --------------- 510
Braunschweiger – 1/4 lb. ---- 580
Wheat Bread – 1 lb. --------- 1030
Lettuce – 1/2 head ---------- 25
Feta Cheese – 4 oz. --------- 350
Italian Salad Dressing – 6 oz 480
Oregeno – 50 grams ---------- 438
Salt & Pepper – 50 grams ---- 0
Butter – 1/2 lb. ------------ 1600
Parmesan Cheese – 100 grams - 465
Canola Oil – 154 Tbsp. ------ 18,432
Total ----------------------- 29,559
 
#2
I'm sure you can buy one of those from the same fine Jockenese eateries that purvey such delicacies as deep fried Mars bars, cream eggs and other fine culinary delights.
 
#4
I could do with one of those on a Sunday morning after a night in the Mess :lol:

Seriously though, did the guy survive that ?, I would have had a chest grabber half way through it 8O
 
#6
Mighty_Blighty said:
I could do with one of those on a Sunday morning after a night in the Mess :lol:

Seriously though, did the guy survive that ?, I would have had a chest grabber half way through it 8O
Was thinking the same Mighty. I find that absolutely disgusting. :evil:
 
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