The desk Sergeant

A tearful young brunette limps in to the local nick - hair bedraggled, blouse ripped open, holding her skirt up as the zip had gone, one shoe missing ....

"Oh my God" says the open mouthed desk sergeant, "What happened to you?"

"I was walking home through the park and, and - oh, oh, it was terrible, I can't re-live it, please just get me home ....."

"It's OK miss, look, I'll sort out a ride for you, just tell me what happened, that's what I'm here for, it's OK" The sergeant produces a pen

"Well, this man jumped out from behind a tree and pinned me to the ground"

The sergeant loosens his collar "Oh dear, and then what?"

"Well, he said he wouldn't hurt me if I was quiet and then he ripped my blouse open and started squeezing my breasts...... and ....."

The sergeant looks furtively around "Go, on, GO ON - it's OK, you've done nothing wrong, miss"

"Well, then he pulled my skirt up and ripped my panties off ..... and - oh .... I can't ...."

The sergeant wiped a bead of sweat from his brow ..."It's OK miss, look what's your name?"


"OK Julie, take your time ... wh wh wh wha what happened next?"

"Well, he pulled out his .... thing and pushed my legs apart and then ..........."

"The bastard, the BASTARD! .... then what..... ?"

"I don't know, I passed out"

"Aw fcuk - can't you make something up?"
Not bad.
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