The Demise of Fluffy From Felixstowe

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  1. Wordsmith

    Wordsmith LE Book Reviewer

    A certain website owned by an obsessive (fill in word of choice) concerning a woman who decided her husband was a better bet that her piece on the side seems to have disappeared. This website also contained assertions about the police that made BounceBanana seem a model of restraint.

    I wonder if it was due to:

    -- Legal action
    -- The Forces of Law and Order having a sense of humour failure.
    -- Insanity
    -- They all lived happily every after
    -- None of the above

    I wonder if we'll ever find out if R__ D______ imploded, wound up in a Findus meat product, has put himself forward as candidate for pope or is in a jacket that buttons up the back.

    The world waits...

  2. Keep your eye out for a crash in a Paris underpass.
  3. (Puts on Les Dawson mask, tabard, adjusts breasts and leans over garden fence to listen to gossip.)
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  4. Did the gaping (gopping?) clunge piccies ever materialise?
  5. Wordsmith

    Wordsmith LE Book Reviewer

    Nope - although he did make an epic effort to label a large slice of the local constabulary cnuts, pond life and worse.

    As well as suggesting that the owner of the clunge had affairs left, right and centre with named individuals.

    So I suspect the law firm of Sue, Grabbit and Runne might have had something to do with the disappearance of the website.

  6. So basically the bloke behind the website was the Pope, he's been rumbled by Kent Police and now the site has disappeared and soon the pope will too.

    Well done Kent Police, your all a bunch of genuine hero's.
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  7. wrong bloke M8, Felixstowe is in Suffolk..!!
  8. You have no idea how far the long arm of Kent law reaches.

    They are devoted and seriously good at their job.
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  9. Got a link?
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  10. LancePrivateJones

    LancePrivateJones LE Book Reviewer

    I had a google under her name and you are right.

    When I clicked on the Images section I got this,


    It seems that she dresses up as a 1920's jazz trombonist when she isn't posing for iffy pics.
  11. That's just code..... she offers reach arounds and tromboning.
  12. See I'd forgotten all about this.
  13. Wordsmith

    Wordsmith LE Book Reviewer

    This is the website in all its current glory. It has vanished into cyberspace. It is no more - it is an ex-website. It has snuffled off its mortal coil, etc, etc. Even the links on Google are now giving a 404 message.

    As one of the CO's commented after receiving a dozen emails in quick succession, it was the website of a sane and well balanced individual. It is a sad loss to fruitloopshire.

  14. I suspected as much... [​IMG]
  15. I'm struggling to remember what this was about.