The defining word or expression for the modern English woman.

#1
In my usual idle monging at the weekend, I was reading through various stories on the newspapers/msn websites and noticed that there were five articles out amongst them telling about the woes of the modern English woman in regards to their poor choice in potential partners in the English man.

The MSN story was the usual anti-male hate fest in that we are all now selfish bastards who cannot meet expectations, so have given up and are now all living lives alone in far greater numbers than women are.

One of the standalone comments in reply stated " when you see the state of most English women, you can understand why "

Is there anything that describes an English female in a positive light such as attributed to foreign girls ?..fiery Italians, amazonian Norweigens, etc etc.

I am honestly struggling to come up with a good point, being able to out-drink/fight blokes and being a pretty easy lay is what immediatly sprung to mind.
 
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trowel

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#4
In my usual idle monging at the weekend, I was reading through various stories on the newspapers/msn websites and noticed that there were five articles out amongst them telling about the woes of the modern English woman in regards to their poor choice in potential partners in the English man.

The MSN story was the usual anti-male hate fest in that we are all now selfish bastards who cannot meet expectations, so have given up and are now all living lives alone in far greater numbers than women are.

One of the standalone comments in reply stated " when you see the state of most English women, you can understand why "

Is there anything that describes an English female in a positive light such as attributed to foreign girls ?..fiery Italians, amazonian Norweigens, etc etc.

I am honestly struggling to come up with a good point, being able to out-drink/fight blokes and being a pretty easy lay is what immediatley sprung to mind.
Overweight, overindulgent, overbearing, over self-regarding. Do I have to go on, I`m close to tears just thinking about it. Not so long ago even the dogs tried to look their best, but now not even the decent looking ones take that extra step to looking spectacular. It all went tits up when women started to believe they could get away with behaving and acting like men.
 
#5
Well considering the calibre on most british high streets is this....
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"Dumpy english women" or "Deluded English women" spring to mind first off. Fat bints who think blokes should fancy them regardless of how fat & unkempt they get, and you're a cunt if you don't.
 
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trowel

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#6
Well considering the calibre on most british high streets is this....
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"Dumpy english women" or "Deluded English women" spring to mind first off. Fat bints who think blokes should fancy them regardless of how fat & unkempt they get, and you're a cunt if you don't.
I`m no queer or misogynist, but that is a picture of the horrors that inhabit my nightmares. Fucking useless, fat lazy slags.
 
#7
It does amaze me how many of these whales THINK they are fit as ten and laugh at you when you try to chat them up at 0230 when the clubs are shutting... Oh is that just me, TAXI
 
#8
I`m no queer or misogynist, but that is a picture of the horrors that inhabit my nightmares. Fucking useless, fat lazy slags.
I have to drive through east Hull on my way to work and get stopped at every pedestrian crossing to witness examples just like those in that picture waddling across the road with young kids and prams in tow, often still in pyjamas or a tracksuit with food stains on it. The worst of that is it means some desperate twat is shagging them unless its immaculate conception. I despair for the future of our nation....
 
#9
Well considering the calibre on most british high streets is this....
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"Dumpy english women" or "Deluded English women" spring to mind first off. Fat bints who think blokes should fancy them regardless of how fat & unkempt they get, and you're a cunt if you don't.


They're usually pushing a buggy with at least one little BOB in it, so some poor drunk or drugged up arsehole is regularly getting his end away.



(Noun: BOB.... bastard on benefits )
 

udipur

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#10
Listen to Women's Hour. This, from a supposedly quality radio station.

OK, we have Dave.
 
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trowel

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#12
It does amaze me how many of these whales THINK they are fit as ten and laugh at you when you try to chat them up at 0230 when the clubs are shutting... Oh is that just me, TAXI
No it`s not just you. It`s also the father of the de rigeur little coffee coloured twat the fat slag has in the Social Services provided push chair in front of her.
 
#13
They are the reason homosexuality is now so popular.
You people keep telling us normal folk that "homosexuality isn't a choice".

If the Brotherhood of puddle dodgers has been lying about this,that means that you have inflicted the likes of Graham Norton and the Communards on us for a giggle.

Stand by for an extended spell in not-so-happy camp.
 

jarrod248

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#15
You people keep telling us normal folk that "homosexuality isn't a choice".

If the Brotherhood of puddle dodgers has been lying about this,that means that you have inflicted the likes of Graham Norton and the Communards on us for a giggle.

Stand by for an extended spell in not-so-happy camp.
Well perhaps now men are making a sensible choice or option rather than poke munters. I can only play a small part...
 
#16
The question is why has tricky been following my mum? If your that desperate offer to pay her debts and she will let you take close up pics as your reaming her, if you chuck in a Big Mac meal mit diet coke she might offer you a threesome with her mate.
 

TheIronDuke

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#17
Is there anything that describes an English female in a positive light such as attributed to foreign girls ?..fiery Italians, amazonian Norweigens, etc etc.
Dunno but let's give it a shot, shall we?

A 5'.8" blonde in her stocking feet. Used to be a model in her teens. Appeared in a film that everyone on here would know. The daughter of a sitting member of the House of Lords. Has the phone number of Kate, Wills and the ginger one and chats with them on a regular basis. Has a charge account at Harvey Nics and all the gay boys know her by name. Came with a chunk of Scotland about the size of fucking Wales....

Italian birds serve you coffee then they get fat. Like their Mum. Norwegian birds marry coppers and have kids.

English birds are the dogs bollocks. I would rather go gayer than accept any substitute.
 
#18
Well perhaps now men are making a sensible choice or option rather than poke munters. I can only play a small part...

So, the truth is out there......

Are you really called Justin?


Just wait till they allow gay marriages, all you buggers will be moaning, "Men, they're snakes with dicks, give them a quick one and next thing you know, they've got half your house and Mercedes!"
 

jarrod248

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#19
So, the truth is out there......

Are you really called Justin?


Just wait till they allow gay marriages, all you buggers will be moaning, "Men, they're snakes with dicks, give them a quick one and next thing you know, they've got half your house and Mercedes!"
No I'm not called Justin and I'm not having any part in a civil partnership or a fucking wedding.


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TheIronDuke

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#20
No I'm not called Justin and I'm not having any part in a civil partnership or a fucking wedding.
Thank you for your input to a discussion of the definition of an English bird. Whilst we welcome your input, one cannot help but feel that as a full-on up the back passage ramping faggot you may not be best placed to...

Nah. I really cant be arsed. On you go...
 

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