The Death Psychic

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  1. The Death Psychic

    enter your name, age and sex, and it will tell you of your demise.

    thats me staying out of smiths books then.
  2. Hmm, foam animals eh? Oh well, I'm going to die, but I couldn't give a sh!t.........!!
  3. Nice! :lol:
  4. Thank heavens for Cash Machines :D :D

    Ammonia soaked underpants in a ziploc bag will protect me like a shield of steel.

    Thats my excuse and I'm sticking to it :oops:
  6. Rubbish.

    I put in Stuart Lubbock, 31 and there was no mention of anal sex or Michael Barrymore.
  7. Glad I live somewhere where rubbish isn't allowed to lie in the street too long
  8. Are you a fan :D
  9. Are you referring to anal sex or to Michael Barrymore? :wink:
  10. Not sure where this is going :oops: :oops:

    Are you one of those men my mum warned me about 8O

    Good come back :D
  11. :roll:

    Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester
    An' I'll give you the key
    Come on now let's get together
    In perfect harmony
    I got twenty acres
    An' you got forty-three
    Now I got a brand new combine harvester
    An' I'll give you the key
  12. I typed in Anthony Blair..............

    LET IT BE TOLD ..........A disgruntled coworker beats you to death with a bag full of loose change.

    Where is Gordon anyway ?
  13. Pikies beat you to it?
  14. A gang of midgets wraps you in plastic wrap and proceeds to cook you with a hair dryer. You are slowly squeezed to death as the plastic wrap shrinks around your body.

    Cool sounds like fun if your into that kind of thing
  15. a large icicle falls from above and impales in my head. well thats it then, i shall move to brazil asap.