The Death List 2008

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  1. The Death List 2008

    So who else is going to "Check Out" this year. How do you think theyll go?

    1. Al Gore - Under mysterious and questionable circumstaces
    2. Cherie Blair - RTA
    3. Amy Winehouse - Drug Induced Coma
    4. Britney Spears - Suicide
    5. Fidel Castro - Old Cnut
    6. Robert Mugabe - Suicide Bomber
    7. Eizabeth Taylor - Severe Stroke

  2. I reckon Ronnie Biggs will be first to escape.
  3. Nelson Mandela
  4. Phil the Greek
  5. Victoria Beckham - over eating
    Pete Doherty - the list is endless
    Elvis - finally of old age
    Tony Blair - tunnel in Paris
    Heather Mills - mysterious accident whilst legless
  6. Ken Dodd - (by tickling)
  7. Gordon brown being shot by a salford man with size 8 feet.
  8. Brown: Killed by AQ after Plod work to rule and withdraw all armed protection from so-called VIP's...

    Hey, a man can dream! :twisted:
  9. Great rumour to start and they'll be cuing up to either press the trigger, or push that button!

    Dreams is where good ideas begin!
  10. Thatch
  11. seconded!
  12. Some bloke in a canoe accident but, then he comes back in 2009.
  13. Bilawal Bhutto. Will he make 20?