What, within reach of your right hand, would be of most use to you when the zombies get here? (Which they will, they've started on the ants already.) Picture the scene - grey faced, slobbering, moaning and stinking, staggering toward you with one thing in mind. (I find it helps to visualise my ex after a pint or six). What do you have to hand and how would you use it? I have a pair of scissors, a lot of cabling, a golf club (It's a "fun and modern office" ) and a hot cup of coffee. (Decaf scalding the fcuk out of the walking dead is about all it's good for.) Also very tempted to say "my entire fcuking staff" - I've always said they were Zombie-fodder, but can't actually reach them from here. Bollox. What about you?