The dangers of tree hugging

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  1. While walking through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco , a man came upon

    another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree.

    Seeing this he inquired, 'Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you doing?'

    'I'm listening to the music of the tree,' the other man replied.

    'You've gotta be kiddin' me.'

    'No, would you like to give it a try?'

    Understandably curious, the man says, 'Well, OK...'

    So he wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it.

    With this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet,

    jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left.

    Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed

    to the tree stark naked, and asked, 'What the heck happened to you?'

    He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there.

    When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy,

    walked around behind him, kissed him gently on the neck and said,

    'This ain't gonna be your day, Cupcake...'

  2. To the hole!!!
    Older than Methuselah ffs!
  3. Maybe the inspiration for this?
    Fuck for forest
  4. I had never seen this text before.

    The Choirboys, 1977?
  5. Like most internet myths, the text and location changes, but the basic story stays the same.