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The dangers of binge drinking.

Jack and his mates were boozing it up on holiday in Las Vegas.
At some stage during the drunken revelry, the gang found Jack missing. After a very brief fruitless hunt, they decided that he must
have gone back to his hotel room.

Jack woke up groaning, with a massive hangover late the next morning. He staggered to the bathroom, took a leak, then swayed
back to his king size bed and nearly had a heart attack when he
saw that he was sharing it with a mountainous naked black woman.

He spluttered. "Wha, wha, what the f**k are you doing? what's
going on?"
She answered. "Don't ask me man, I'se jus the bridesmaid."

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