Jack and his mates were boozing it up on holiday in Las Vegas. At some stage during the drunken revelry, the gang found Jack missing. After a very brief fruitless hunt, they decided that he must have gone back to his hotel room. Jack woke up groaning, with a massive hangover late the next morning. He staggered to the bathroom, took a leak, then swayed back to his king size bed and nearly had a heart attack when he saw that he was sharing it with a mountainous naked black woman. He spluttered. "Wha, wha, what the f**k are you doing? what's going on?" She answered. "Don't ask me man, I'se jus the bridesmaid."