The dangers of binge drinking.

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Monty417, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Jack and his mates were boozing it up on holiday in Las Vegas.
    At some stage during the drunken revelry, the gang found Jack missing. After a very brief fruitless hunt, they decided that he must
    have gone back to his hotel room.

    Jack woke up groaning, with a massive hangover late the next morning. He staggered to the bathroom, took a leak, then swayed
    back to his king size bed and nearly had a heart attack when he
    saw that he was sharing it with a mountainous naked black woman.

    He spluttered. "Wha, wha, what the f**k are you doing? what's
    going on?"
    She answered. "Don't ask me man, I'se jus the bridesmaid."