The Daily Mail

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  1. Yes but I don't tell anyone

  2. No I read the Sport and don't tell anyone

  3. I read The Sun and nick the others

  1. I have noticed that the majority of posters who quote a paper use the Mail/Guardian, and denigrate both, with the 'daily hate' 'grauniad' type put downs.

    But as far as I can see you must be reading it to find the quotes and articles.

    So are you buying it to read, or are you buying it like Mayfair, for the articles on warfare?
  2. I'm outraged to see that you didn't include an option stating "I read it so that I can find something to be outraged about".
  3. Bin....which is where I like to see both the Mail and Guardian.
  4. I hide the Mail inside something less embarassing, like kiddy fiddlers and horse interferers weekly - can hold my head up high whilst feeling guilty inside.....
  5. Sorry. I lost the work ticket :(
  6. The Daily Mail has the easiest on-line newspaper....

    And it's free, unlike the Times.
  7. the Daily Mail is a scumrag that I wouldn't wipe my arse on. A work of fiction, subjectivity and utter, utter bollocks from cover-to-cover. Whilst not singlehandedly responsible for the existence of little Englanders, white van man and the fuckwarts who plague our streets with England flags they are an outrageous calumny of shysters, the bloody lot of 'em.

    ...and, breathe, mentalist, mate.

    Guardian's not much better.
  8. There,s a super pull out puzzle page in the Mail!
    I find it takes up most of my working day...excellent value for 50p I find. :)
  9. rampant

    rampant LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Not me Oi luurrves the Guardian, posturing intellectual w8nkshaft that Oi is.

    Did love today's Scottish Daily Mail Frontpage though:

    "Asylum Seekers get Lottery Funding for Massages"

    awesome :D
  11. Trans-sane

    Trans-sane LE Book Reviewer

    Could have sworn I got something scarily similar off the Dailymailomatic a few months back.

    Today's is the genius headline "HAVE CHAVS GIVEN BRITAIN'S SWANS CANCER?"
  12. I call shotgun!! :party:

  13. Excellent! Gold Star
  14. The Mail is utter shiite. Muslims ate my halal hamster shock outrage!
  15. I absolutely LOVE reading the Daily Mail online version.

    Not for their witty columnists, for there are none.

    Not for their unbiased view of the world, for these is not one.

    Not for their incredible sports coverage, as that is nonexistent.

    No, we should all read the Daily Mail online just so that you can giggle uncontrollably at some of the readers comments on each article!!! If you thought ARRSE had some nutters........