After months of speculating, rumours and much much arguing the cuts are to be announced in just a few hours. the run up to this has led to a lot of tension between all three services. So in the final wait up we should lose the tension. All the senior Generals, Admirals and Air Marshalls should resolve their anger with one another by having a Dr Strangelove style custard pie fight in the ops room. the rest of us can run around screaming "we'are dooomed" lord percy style. One arrse maniac can ride Tridents nuclear missle to Iran with a cowboy hat on. And a talented arrse singer can sing we'll meet again.