The curse of the single sausage

Diko

Old-Salt
06.30, 1964, cook house duty at Devises. The cook spat into the frying pan to check how hot the fat was. Then in goes the sausages, browned, and onto the serving counter two each for each soldier we are told. When they had been fed it was our turn. Just help yourselves then it’s spud peeling time.
 

oldfecker

Clanker
Hmm. Theft Employee. I would like to have seen that get to court. Wouldn't even get past the Custody Sgt. At the very very most it would have been dealt with by way of a 'Police Caution'. I would have told the employers that it 'was not in the public interest to prosecute' but it would be recorded as a crime. (And don't bother us with such shit again)
Good modern policing (ie. can’t be arsed).

“Here’s your crime number, speak to your insurers, but don’t bother us again.”

Is it because everyone involved was White?
 

Yokel

LE
I bet Keith Vaz has had more than one sausage
Selling washing machines is hard work.

Perhaps he was going to use his sausage to pay the rent
He was going to enter the gigolo business? Interesting idea - "if you put me up for a few nights you can batter my sausage for free".

Good modern policing (ie. can’t be arsed).

“Here’s your crime number, speak to your insurers, but don’t bother us again.”

Is it because everyone involved was White?
Is Police involvement really warranted over a single sausage? I mean if they refuse to come out if your house is burgled, why would a missing sausage trigger an immediate response?
 

Dr Death

War Hero
Update

An offer of a whole packet of sausages if she can have her job back, amongst the grief-whoring

I have, as per one comment beneath the article, given away stock items to deserving (in my opinion) causes but always paid for such as it was my decision, my donation and not my employers.


Sent from my karzi while losing several pounds
 
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