And if you ask for a stiffie you get a sausage wrapped in kebab meat, battered and deep-friedJust to add some confusion to the thread title: ‘The curse of the single sausage’. If you go into a chip shop in Glasgow and ask for a “single sausage”, you’ll get two!
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...and this is a sausage tree:I’m surprised the paper didn’t show a picture of a sausage to clearly show readers what a sausage looks like. A sausage, yesterday.
I certainly like the one's a Morrisons, slightly more expensive but you get Two days rations out of thatTo be fair to the company, it was not her sausage to give away - so she basically stole from her employers. She's lucky they never pressed charges and she was in court for theft. If the company hadn't sacked her - it would have sent out the message to the other employees that it was OK to steal.
Justice was served and she got away lightly. If a homeless guy can afford £4.10 for chips and curry - he could have spent his money more wisely. He could have bought an entire cooked chicken from ALDi for that - and had enough money left over for some food the next day as well.
Did you used to be my QM?The sausage squandering bitch needs transporting to the colonies right now... or immediately. That said, her benevolent intentions are laudable and she should be commended for her actions.
The owner of the Embassy Takeaway, Southport also needs his cnut kicking-in for being an ocean-going, industrial-strength, nuclear-powered, weapons-grade, Olympic-sized, gold-standard, league-champion **** pig. One ******* sausage? ACC Valhalla awaits you! That said, nobody became successful by being an easy touch. Brutality is often a necessary evil. Well done that man... you cnut.
I thought that it was a 'stoner', also a Scots colloquial term for a tumescent membrum virile (as opposed to a marijuana sot)?And if you ask for a stiffie you get a sausage wrapped in kebab meat, battered and deep-fried
Thank god she wasn't black or we would never have heard the last of it.1982 . Active Edge. Cook house breakfast. Regimental 2I/C lurking behind the hot plate reaches in, snaffles a snorker from the tray and scoffs it
We deploy to our crash out area and we are eventually stood down and return to barracks.
On the 2I/Cs desk is a bill for one sausage.