Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I weally sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work." The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that." Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I great. I be at work soon......... You got weally nice house Boss."