the cure

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by The_Remover, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Hung Chow calls into work and says,



    "Hey, I no come work today, I weally sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."

    The boss says,

    "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex.
    That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."



    Two hours later Hung Chow calls again.

    "I do what you say and I great. I be at work soon......... You got weally nice house Boss."