The cruel reality of life on benefits

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by sunnoficarus, Feb 5, 2012.

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  1. It brought tears to me eyes…

     
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  2. You are a heartless bastard aren't you...

    Fucking beer all over my laptop again.
     
  3. Gramps

    Gramps Old-Salt Reviewer

    Bloody brilliant
     
  4. Dont be heartless, These people need our money
     
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  5. Excellent!!!
     
  6. How can we waste money helping the 3rd world when we have problems like this on our own doorstep?
     
  7. "4 children by 5 different Fathers"

    Class. Where do I send the money?
     
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  8. Well I'll start it - Id fuck her
     
  9. What would you use; 4x2 to the back of the head or run her over with a truck load of Bucky?
     
  10. I quite understand - I've watched it three times, and I still don't know what she was on about.
     
  11. I lasted 1 minute 20 seconds,which is a record for me. As soon as I saw it's munted face I knew it would be utter whinging drivel. I too couldn't understand a fucking word of what she said and I hope she and her gronk family are crushed by a falling satellite.
     
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  12. FORMER_FYRDMAN

    FORMER_FYRDMAN LE Book Reviewer

    With a face that that, she could be the next Mrs Huhne.
     
  13. You do know it's an actress?
    I.e. its meant to be humour but like alf garnet lots of people missed the point
     
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  14. Guns

    Guns LE Moderator Book Reviewer
    1. The Royal Navy

    You do know it is a piss take don't you????
     
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  15. Fucking good actress then. Still got a head like a kicked in shit tin though.