I have my very own fond encounters with these feckers. In the cape's parking lot I kicked an aggressive grown male in the nuts hard enough to send him flying. Fecker was about to enter the car through the boot with kids in the back seat & I wasn't gonna take any chances. He winced, moand and legged it, holding his balls. The wildlife guard burst out laughing, me thinks they love to poke baboons with their long wooden sticks. They are a plague though and they know full well that humans get intimidated by their fangs. Your stories? BBC News - The criminal baboons terrorising South Africa Whether it's the beautiful scenery, sea breezes or deep history, tourists flock to the Cape of Good Hope in South Africa in droves. But now there is one visitor that the people of the Cape peninsula would rather live without. The region is already grappling with one of the highest crime rates in the world; now it's got a new intruder to contend with.