The Cows do have it MOOOOOOOO

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  1. may i apologise in advance for my bovine brethren

    edit - mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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  2. What do we want?

    Not to be cows!

    When do we want it?

    MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
     
  3. Some of these jokes suggest you guys are thinking on the hoof.
     
  4. You may want to BEEF up those witticisms gents
     
  5. Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
    A: To get to the other side
    Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
    A: To get to the other side
    Q: Why did the sheep cross the road?
    A: To get to the other side
    Q: Why did the farmer cross the road?
    A: To get his animals back

    Q: What do you get when you sit under a cow?
    A: A pat on the head.

    Q: Why did the cow jump over the moon?
    A: Because the farmer had cold hands.


    Q: When do you know it is time for the cows to go to sleep?
    A: When it is pasture bedtime.


    Q: Why do cows lie down in the rain?
    A: To keep each udder dry.


    Q: What goes boo boo boo?
    A: cow with a blocked nose.


    Q: What goes 'oooooooooooooooh!'?
    A: A cow with no lips.


    Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
    A: Spoiled milk.