the Commandments

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  1. God goes to Mesopotamia & asks the citizenry,

    "Would you like to receive my Commandments?"

    The Mesopotamians respond,

    "Give us a sample of what they contain."

    When God says, "Thou shall not kill,"

    they say, "Sorry - can't handle that, so we'll pass."


    God goes to The Steppes & asks, "Would you like to receive my Commandments?"

    The people there respond,

    "Give us a sample of what they contain."

    When God says, "Thou shall not steal,"

    they say, "Sorry - can't handle that, so we'll pass."

    God goes to Gaul & asks,

    "Would you like to receive my Commandments?"

    The French respond, "Give us a sample of what they contain."

    When God says, "Thou shall not commit adultery,"

    they say, "Sorry - can't handle that, so we'll pass."

    God goes to to Israel & asks, "Would you like to receive my Commandments?"

    The Isrealites respond, "How much do they cost?"

    When God answers, "They're free of charge,"

    The Isrealites say, "Fine, we'll take ten."