the Commandments

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God goes to Mesopotamia & asks the citizenry,

"Would you like to receive my Commandments?"

The Mesopotamians respond,

"Give us a sample of what they contain."

When God says, "Thou shall not kill,"

they say, "Sorry - can't handle that, so we'll pass."


God goes to The Steppes & asks, "Would you like to receive my Commandments?"

The people there respond,

"Give us a sample of what they contain."

When God says, "Thou shall not steal,"

they say, "Sorry - can't handle that, so we'll pass."

God goes to Gaul & asks,

"Would you like to receive my Commandments?"

The French respond, "Give us a sample of what they contain."

When God says, "Thou shall not commit adultery,"

they say, "Sorry - can't handle that, so we'll pass."

God goes to to Israel & asks, "Would you like to receive my Commandments?"

The Isrealites respond, "How much do they cost?"

When God answers, "They're free of charge,"

The Isrealites say, "Fine, we'll take ten."
 
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