The Coming Gonorrhea Epidemic

Discussion in 'Current Affairs, News and Analysis' started by Yank_Lurker, Aug 12, 2012.

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  1. This is stone-dead serious, and downright scary:

    Here It Comes: Super Gonorrhea :-/ - James Hamblin - The Atlantic

    If you haven't been before, you need to be wrapping that little bugger...
     
  2. I suppose being little is an advantage when buggering.....

    But, yes, always use a condom and keep a supply of western sized condoms with you as local condoms can be too small and sometimes have the thickness of bicycle inner tube rubber (that's certainly the case in Laos).
     
  3. Two STD's are walking down a railway line, a train sounds its horn and is quickly bearing down on the pair. One turns to the other in horror and says......

    "**** me! I'm a gonner ere!"
     
  4. Bloody hell that'll thin out the population on sink estates seen as they'll all have it within a few months!
     
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  5. We can but hope.
     
  6. One would certainly hope so!.

    Hopefully it will also wipe out most of the prison population as well.
     
  7. Having read the article, I think the most interesting part was the bit about sex robots. I would have elaborated, but this isn't the correct forum for it.
     
  8. Hmm, that means the good old and tried and tested cures -- the wire brush, pipe cleaner and bottle of bleach are always the best.
     
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