The clitoris

#1
Well, it appears its bigger than we thought so we can find it. Just not the right bit now I suppose. Anyway, some Australian Dr has decided the clit "rivals the the penis in size".

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#5
Petriburg said:
PS and what were you searching for to find that tidbit? :wink:
Oddly enough I was reading about the UK paying back its loan to the US but I saw it in the "most emailed" section.

Honest Guv.
 
#8
PotYos said:
boney_m said:
Its all fcuking lies. It doesn't exist.
Ahh Boney you're almost right. It's not a lie, the clit does exist. Its the female orgasm that is a myth put out by fat lezzers.
Absolutely, in an attempt to make it acceptable for people to lick "down there". As the clit doesn't exist, and as we all know women gain no sexual pleasure from vaginal stimulation what so ever (what would be the point of that!!), theres absolutely no reason for men to dirty themselves by venturing their tongues south towards the fish socket and its mythical clit.

Right, i'm off to Ipswich to clean the streets.
 
#11
Fallschirmjager said:
So you're saying my missus has a 12 inch clit!!! :)
Nope, just a big smelly cnut
 
#12
Read a book a while back "the last stand of Oscar Wilde", which turned out to be about spying and sexual depravity among the peerage in the run up to the First World War.

One report of the trial was on the front page of the Daily Express, and was entitled "The Cult of the Clitoris". No-one objected, as it was either a mythical object or a medical term - depending on your view-point.

I didn't really enjoy the book, but the ins and outs of the aristocracy were a real eye-opener. Incest is a game even the best families play apparently.
 
#13
If the Clit does indeed "rival the penis in size" If this was the case surely and much akin to the penis, the clit would be positioned in the centre of the forehead:)? Another design fault I fear!
 
#15
I blo*dy knew it! :lol:

And you chaps have also confirmed that no man truly knows what a clitoris is, where it is or frankly gives a damn. Thank god for the Rabbit. :wink:
 
#16
gentlesoul said:
I blo*dy knew it! :lol:

And you chaps have also confirmed that no man truly knows what a clitoris is, where it is or frankly gives a damn. Thank god for the Rabbit. :wink:
oh come on gentle, you must have known this already! The only men who know where it is are too old to see it :lol:
 

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#17
gentlesoul said:
I blo*dy knew it! :lol:

And you chaps have also confirmed that no man truly knows what a clitoris is, where it is or frankly gives a damn. Thank god for the Rabbit. :wink:
You're quite bright for a doris, you got it on the third guess.
 
#18
The what?
 
#20
tattooedlady said:
gentlesoul said:
I blo*dy knew it! :lol:

And you chaps have also confirmed that no man truly knows what a clitoris is, where it is or frankly gives a damn. Thank god for the Rabbit. :wink:
oh come on gentle, you must have known this already! The only men who know where it is are too old to see it :lol:
Listen ladies, if you have problems with blokes locating your clit, do not accept the cop out of "oh, men are just thick and don't know where it is". The fact is, if they ain't looking, they ain't bothered. It's probably cos you are fat and ugly......or something.

Personally, I don't have that problem with men. I just jump on their face and ride it like a rodeo pony.

You'd be surprised how quickly fellas will locate a clit when there's 2 tonne of pi ss flap covering their grid. No map, no head torch required. Simple!


:D
 

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