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The Classic Arrse Post

#1
There are certain themes on here that keep coming up. Why not combine them all into a single post?



I couldn't get into work today because of the snow, will I get into trouble? Got skiffed by a "hat" on a bike, so I went home with emotional problems and found myself sitting the wrong way round on the khazi, one of those Boxhead ones with the shelf. What's that for, eh?

I pebbledashed my copy of The Daily Wail, so I still don't know what is happening in Syria. Hope it doesn't kick off there. Good job we have a nuclear deterrent, I say.

Mind you that Assad bloke has got mega tits.
 
#4
There are certain themes on here that keep coming up. Why not combine them all into a single post?



I couldn't get into work today because of the snow, will I get into trouble? Got skiffed by a "hat" on a bike, so I went home with emotional problems and found myself sitting the wrong way round on the khazi, one of those Boxhead ones with the shelf. What's that for, eh?

I pebbledashed my copy of The Daily Wail, so I still don't know what is happening in Syria. Hope it doesn't kick off there. Good job we have a nuclear deterrent, I say.

Mind you that Assad bloke has got mega tits.
Not a bad effort, but you forgot to mention British Politicians, the Guardian and walts.
 
#6
Best get out the popcorn because theres a shed walt calling everyone a cunt but it was possibly K*v H*ghes walt who wondered how fast his PFT time was and what the best boots to wear and eat for his CFT but you've never been anywhere because you're a fat civvy walt cunt who doesnt know who's best between the Paras / Marines / Rifles you hat RLC fat cunt who joined when the SLR was gods weapon but what the fuck is that bloke doing wearing that medal that i dont have walt cunt, he teaches kids in the cadets so he must be a paedo walt cunt who likes cake and pies.
 

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#7
KotB, you must lead such an exciting life. I just don't know how you have the energy to continue at such a hectic pace.

You can get help for those emotional issues - in fact, you should get help for all your issues :)
 
#11
There are certain themes on here that keep coming up. Why not combine them all into a single post?



I couldn't get into work today because of the snow, will I get into trouble? Got skiffed by a "hat" on a bike, so I went home with emotional problems and found myself sitting the wrong way round on the khazi, one of those Boxhead ones with the shelf. What's that for, eh?

I pebbledashed my copy of The Daily Wail, so I still don't know what is happening in Syria. Hope it doesn't kick off there. Good job we have a nuclear deterrent, I say.

Mind you that Assad bloke has got mega tits.
Classic whining Walt.............
 
#14
There are certain themes on here that keep coming up. Why not combine them all into a single post?



I couldn't get into work today because of the snow, will I get into trouble? Got skiffed by a "hat" on a bike, so I went home with emotional problems and found myself sitting the wrong way round on the khazi, one of those Boxhead ones with the shelf. What's that for, eh?

I pebbledashed my copy of The Daily Wail, so I still don't know what is happening in Syria. Hope it doesn't kick off there. Good job we have a nuclear deterrent, I say.

Mind you that Assad bloke has got mega tits.
Arse Walt!! You never mentioned wanking, a genuine member would have spat his spaff over Assds massive tits
 

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