The Classic Arrse Post

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by King_of_the_Burpas, Feb 6, 2012.

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  1. There are certain themes on here that keep coming up. Why not combine them all into a single post?

    I couldn't get into work today because of the snow, will I get into trouble? Got skiffed by a "hat" on a bike, so I went home with emotional problems and found myself sitting the wrong way round on the khazi, one of those Boxhead ones with the shelf. What's that for, eh?

    I pebbledashed my copy of The Daily Wail, so I still don't know what is happening in Syria. Hope it doesn't kick off there. Good job we have a nuclear deterrent, I say.

    Mind you that Assad bloke has got mega tits.
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  2. I like cakes.
  3. Why don't we combine this thread with all the other boring pointless ones?
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  4. Not a bad effort, but you forgot to mention British Politicians, the Guardian and walts.
  5. Yep, there are too many boring and pointless threads on Arrse. Have I forgotten to take my meds? That Nigel Farage is a bit of a cock, though.
  6. Best get out the popcorn because theres a shed walt calling everyone a cunt but it was possibly K*v H*ghes walt who wondered how fast his PFT time was and what the best boots to wear and eat for his CFT but you've never been anywhere because you're a fat civvy walt cunt who doesnt know who's best between the Paras / Marines / Rifles you hat RLC fat cunt who joined when the SLR was gods weapon but what the fuck is that bloke doing wearing that medal that i dont have walt cunt, he teaches kids in the cadets so he must be a paedo walt cunt who likes cake and pies.
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  7. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    KotB, you must lead such an exciting life. I just don't know how you have the energy to continue at such a hectic pace.

    You can get help for those emotional issues - in fact, you should get help for all your issues :)
  8. Hey, what do you know? I was THERE man! 2 way range, Chipping Sodbury. I can still hear the classic sound of me crapping myself.
  9. Oh dear, someone's been drinking the brasso again!
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  10. Cakes are nice but I really like cheese (thinks.... Cheeesecake?)
  11. Classic whining Walt.............
  12. Aye, forgot the "oh dear, someone's been on the lash again" variation. Always popular. Mind you Arrse has gone right down hill.


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  14. Arse Walt!! You never mentioned wanking, a genuine member would have spat his spaff over Assds massive tits
  15. Pictures please