There are certain themes on here that keep coming up. Why not combine them all into a single post? I couldn't get into work today because of the snow, will I get into trouble? Got skiffed by a "hat" on a bike, so I went home with emotional problems and found myself sitting the wrong way round on the khazi, one of those Boxhead ones with the shelf. What's that for, eh? I pebbledashed my copy of The Daily Wail, so I still don't know what is happening in Syria. Hope it doesn't kick off there. Good job we have a nuclear deterrent, I say. Mind you that Assad bloke has got mega tits.