Statistics from my close personal friend and associate Bad CO (The Belgian one, not the one that was murdered and dumped into a canal in Amsterdam a year ago because he is dead) indicate that 32% of ARRSE members have never served. I feel for the CivPop who support our armed services, so I feel we need a thread. To support the CivPop when dealing with the Mil. Ill start shall I? Good. Right, you are a guest in their house so behave. The fuckers have guns. They will treat you with respect. Do not relax. They are only being friendly until they can fuck you. They can fuck you in many ways, up to and including a game that involves biscuits or getting naked. They have been doing this for centuries and they are good at it. Do not relax because the smiling cunts are at it. Smile, be nice to their horrible fat boring birds and their radgy fucking kids and all will be well. Maybe. Well see. So, for the CivPop members of ARRSE, how do you deal with Mil?