The Christmas Reunion

TheIronDuke

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#1
Fucking nightmare, or what?

You aint seen them for ages, but Dekka The Monkey has snapped to, and is recycling computers. He's got a gaff in some Persimmon Homes estate.

Degs keeps pulling your arm. He wants you to walk out into the freezing cold and look at his Lexus. Its got a dashboard.

Raf the fucking weirdo, turns up with a dwarf in a short skirt, And she asks you 'What do you do for a living'?

Thats a tough one.

Mates, eh? I am not entirely convinced by this whole Christmas gig.

I never liked the bastards in the first place.
 

Auld-Yin

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#2
TheIronDuke said:
Fucking nightmare, or what?

You aint seen them for ages, but Dekka The Monkey has snapped to, and is recycling computers. He's got a gaff in some Persimmon Homes estate.

Degs keeps pulling your arm. He wants you to walk out into the freezing cold and look at his Lexus. Its got a dashboard.

Raf the fucking weirdo, turns up with a dwarf in a short skirt, And she asks you 'What do you do for a living'?

Thats a tough one.

Mates, eh? I am not entirely convinced by this whole Christmas gig.

I never liked the bastards in the first place.
Who fuckin invited you anyway?
 

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Auld-Yin said:
Who fuckin invited you anyway?
Theres no show without Punch. Not sure thats how you spell 'fucking' by the way?
 

Auld-Yin

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TheIronDuke said:
Auld-Yin said:
Who fuckin invited you anyway?
Theres no show without Punch.
And I bet there are a few punches when you are around. :wink:
 

TheIronDuke

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Auld-Yin said:
And I bet there are a few punches when you are around. :wink:
Not at all. I just like to be friendly. But howay, the Christmas 'meet up with your old mates' thing? Just saying, you know?

It can be a bit strange.
 

TheIronDuke

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#7
Ah, you may laugh. You may mock. You may call me Ethel Merman if it'll make you happy. But next week?

Next week is Nightmare At Christmas Work Party - This Time Its Serious.

Kath from Operations has convinced herself that she can swap a sloppy blow-job in the lift for a permanent place on the foredeck of the yacht. You are ratted. She is dribbling....

Happy New Year. 2010 is the Chinese year of Litigation. Ask Tiger.
 
#8
They've forgotten the true commercial meaning of Christmas and keep trying to drag religion into it.

FotherMuckers!
 

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