The Christmas Reunion

Discussion in 'The Lamp and Sandbag II - The Tall Story Strikes B' started by TheIronDuke, Dec 4, 2009.

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  1. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Fucking nightmare, or what?

    You aint seen them for ages, but Dekka The Monkey has snapped to, and is recycling computers. He's got a gaff in some Persimmon Homes estate.

    Degs keeps pulling your arm. He wants you to walk out into the freezing cold and look at his Lexus. Its got a dashboard.

    Raf the fucking weirdo, turns up with a dwarf in a short skirt, And she asks you 'What do you do for a living'?

    Thats a tough one.

    Mates, eh? I am not entirely convinced by this whole Christmas gig.

    I never liked the bastards in the first place.
     
  2. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Who fuckin invited you anyway?
     
  3. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Theres no show without Punch. Not sure thats how you spell 'fucking' by the way?
     
  4. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    And I bet there are a few punches when you are around. :wink:
     
  5. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Not at all. I just like to be friendly. But howay, the Christmas 'meet up with your old mates' thing? Just saying, you know?

    It can be a bit strange.
     
  6. Is it just for people you know personally, or can any shedii turn up?
     
  7. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Ah, you may laugh. You may mock. You may call me Ethel Merman if it'll make you happy. But next week?

    Next week is Nightmare At Christmas Work Party - This Time Its Serious.

    Kath from Operations has convinced herself that she can swap a sloppy blow-job in the lift for a permanent place on the foredeck of the yacht. You are ratted. She is dribbling....

    Happy New Year. 2010 is the Chinese year of Litigation. Ask Tiger.
     
  8. They've forgotten the true commercial meaning of Christmas and keep trying to drag religion into it.

    FotherMuckers!