The Chosen One

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by crabtastic, Dec 19, 2009.

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  1. I initially thought of adding this to the "I'm turning my kids into tiny squaddies and I don't care" but it seems that this young man, absent a suitable male authority figure, is using his own initiative:

  2. Was he singing cadence?
  3. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    Potential Royal Marine there

    Suprised the AFCO haven't already been in touch
  4. I think Royal Marines would wear a slightly more floral dress
  5. Up in the mornong with the rising sun
    Gonna pinch some pressies for my mum,
    Even though I'm only four years old,
    I'll make my actions swift and bold,

    sound off, sound off. 1 2 3 4 etc

    Momma won't know and Daddy don't care
    that I'm running round the 'hood' almost bare
    She's lying in bed flat on her back
    a hairy arsed Marine is filling her crack

    Sound off, Sound off. 1 2 3 4 etc

    Out of the window I see blue lights flashing
    men in uniform all around dashing
    fcuking hell fire, I think their a commng here
    I think I'd better finish my beer. :D

    1 2 3 4 etc.
  6. Your on the ball this morning mate, unless you never went to bed ;)