The Chinese Private Investigator...

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  1. A man thought that his wife was cheating on him. Since he didn't have a lot of money 2 hire an expensive private investigator, he decided 2 go with a much cheaper one -- a Chinese man named Mr. Lee.

    The following day he received following report:
    MOST HONORABLE SIR:
    YOU LEAVE HOUSE. I WATCH HOUSE. HE COME TO HOUSE. I WATCH.
    HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE. I FOLLOW.
    HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL. I CLIMB TREE.
    I LOOK IN WINDOW.
    HE KISS SHE. SHE KISS HE.
    HE STRIP SHE. SHE STRIP HE.
    HE PLAY WITH SHE. SHE PLAY WITH HE.
    I PLAY WITH ME. I FALL OFF TREE.
    NO FEE,
    CHEN LEE