The Chinese Private Investigator...

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A man thought that his wife was cheating on him. Since he didn't have a lot of money 2 hire an expensive private investigator, he decided 2 go with a much cheaper one -- a Chinese man named Mr. Lee.

The following day he received following report:
MOST HONORABLE SIR:
YOU LEAVE HOUSE. I WATCH HOUSE. HE COME TO HOUSE. I WATCH.
HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE. I FOLLOW.
HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL. I CLIMB TREE.
I LOOK IN WINDOW.
HE KISS SHE. SHE KISS HE.
HE STRIP SHE. SHE STRIP HE.
HE PLAY WITH SHE. SHE PLAY WITH HE.
I PLAY WITH ME. I FALL OFF TREE.
NO FEE,
CHEN LEE
 

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