The Chicken and the Donkey

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  1. On the farm lived a chicken and a donkey, both of whom loved to play
    together. One day, the two were playing when the donkey fell into a Bog
    and began to sink. Scared for his life, the donkey 'hee hawed' for the
    chicken to go get the farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the

    Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no
    avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor . Running around,
    the chicken spied the farmer's new Z-4 silver BMW.

    Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken started the beautiful
    motor car and the chicken sped off with a length of rope, hoping he
    still had time to save his friend's life.

    Back at the bog, the donkey was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken
    arrive in the shiny BMW, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of
    rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear
    bumper of the farmer's car, the chicken then drove slowly forward and,
    with the aid of the powerful car, rescued the donkey!

    Happy and proud, the chicken drove the BMW back to the farmhouse, and
    the farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship between
    the two animals was cemented: best buddies, best pals.

    A few weeks later, would you believe, the chicken fell into a mud pit,
    and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the donkey to save his

    The donkey thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large
    Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his "thing" and he would
    then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the
    donkey pulled him up and out, saving his life.

    The moral of the story

    When you're hung like a donkey, you don't need a BMW to pick up a chick