The Chemist

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by bigshy_talk, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A guy walks into the chemist, laughing he asks the chemist for a packet of condoms, pays for them and leaves still laughing.

    The next day he returns and the same thing happens.

    By day four the chemist is out if his mind wondering why this customer comes in every day buys a packet of condoms all the while laughing so he tells his young shop assistant that if that guy comes in tomorrow, you wilL follow him and find out where he goes then come back and let me know.

    The next day in walks the guy laughing his head off and asks for a packet of condoms, pays and leaves.

    The chemist sends the young assistant after the guy, a couple of hours later the assistant returns laughing so hard he's crying.

    Well said the chemist where did he go...

    The assistant rolling on the floor laughing looks up at the chemist as says..... YOUR HOUSE