Well not quite sure if this story belongs here or not. It is 23:40 and I'm walking back to me ohh so lovely Nightjob when I see abit of a scuffle outside the kebab house nothing new really. Got down to the incident and realised the friendly Bosnian KebabMan had taking a beating! The bloke who was always polite and friendly so checked his injuries quickly. While two male chavs and a gobby female missus stood there shouting abuse,what nice people . Their moods changed when lost the plot n went running upto them,to my surprise they did a runner! was actually expecting a drawn out fight. Tended to ol KebabMan then took pursuit of the 'suspects'. Now been over a year since did the ol Infantry run like a tw@t thing but soon caught up with them. Then a proper Norman Wisdom thing happened Chav female rocks her ankle in her tacky high heels and falls to her side tw@tting her head against a double glazed window which in turn tripped her two male chav mates up 1 falling face first into concrete was the funniest thing I had seen and just couldnt stop laughing even as they ran off again. Unfortunately it was enough to cripple me in a spasm of laughter. Police turned up 10mins later asked if they wanted a description they said no they're going to go search for them Makes no sense without a description! Not the most amazing story but had to be told because it was the funniest thing i've seen to date that female chavs head bouncing of the glass was a classic....The Chav that got away!