Harking back to Taff49's excellent proposal regarding the Secret Government Death Squads (SGDS)I have had a while to consider the role of proposed partner organisation - the Chav Power Agency (CPA).
Rather than simply exterminating fat chavs, we should round them up and forcibly remove the fatty tissue to be rendered for fuel (and beauty products).
At this stage many would, quite understandibly, assume that extermination and disposal would be the next logical step. However I do not subscribe to this view. These horrible spacks are actually a valuable national resource (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/7707258/Firefighters-remove-40-stone-woman-from-bedroom.html) once "harvested" of their fat these eating machines should be placed back on a burger, fries, full-fat coke and ready meal diet, with no excercise. After about 6 months they will be ready to harvest again.
This is where the SGDS and CPA would work so well together. The SGDS would "cleanse" the skinny chavs while the CPA transports and "farms" the fat chavs. The CPA also provides a cleaning service for the SGDSs by removing the skinny corpses. These are ground down into a highly nutricious slurry that can be used to augment the high fat diet of the "Fatstock".
This one has win-win written all over it - especially in these challenging times.
So who's with me?
Rather than simply exterminating fat chavs, we should round them up and forcibly remove the fatty tissue to be rendered for fuel (and beauty products).
At this stage many would, quite understandibly, assume that extermination and disposal would be the next logical step. However I do not subscribe to this view. These horrible spacks are actually a valuable national resource (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/7707258/Firefighters-remove-40-stone-woman-from-bedroom.html) once "harvested" of their fat these eating machines should be placed back on a burger, fries, full-fat coke and ready meal diet, with no excercise. After about 6 months they will be ready to harvest again.
This is where the SGDS and CPA would work so well together. The SGDS would "cleanse" the skinny chavs while the CPA transports and "farms" the fat chavs. The CPA also provides a cleaning service for the SGDSs by removing the skinny corpses. These are ground down into a highly nutricious slurry that can be used to augment the high fat diet of the "Fatstock".
This one has win-win written all over it - especially in these challenging times.
So who's with me?