The Chav Nativity

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    The Chav Nativity captures this wondrous night in a very special collectable. This meticulously hand-crafted, hand-painted masterwork is certain to be the perfect addition to your festive decorating.
  2. So she's a virgin and thats her 15th kid ?
  3. Why are there no packets of fags or benefit books in there? :?
  4. Surely both parents wouldn't be there :roll:
  5. If you look at the baby, they're not!
  6. Baby should be on a George Flag, not a Union Flag, neither of the parents is wearing Kappa, they both appear sober and there isn't enough Elizabeth Duke on show.

    Good effort though, where did you get it from?
  7. Oh she hasn't just dyed her hair to look like Britney then :roll:

    Mindyou, what a great Secret Santa gift :D
  8. I can see it now " And Joseph drove Mary to the old stables behind JJB sports in his modded Saxo and spake unto her, 'Yo bitch, annuver four of them and we get a bigger 'ouse from the council and more money for stella and fags'."

    Fair do's though, most Chav mothers don't know who the father of their child is either! :D
  9. Where's the Buckfast to annoint the special one?
  10. Link
  11. Ord_Sgt

    Ord_Sgt RIP

    Ha ha nice one centurian. :)
  12. Chavette Recognition chart

  13. Title: Immaculate Conception or Slack jawed oafs pollute the gene pool again - which is it?
  14. ...and the touching story here:

  15. There should be at least 1 bumper bottle of White Lightning in the picture.