The Change..

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A bloke takes his missus to casualty, she's got no front teeth, three broken fingers and a black eye.

The doctor asks, "What's happened here then?"

The bloke replies, "she's just started going through the change."

The doctor responds, "These types of injuries don't normally occur when a woman goes through the change."

The bloke replies, "They do when the change is in my fecking pocket!"
 

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