The Celebration

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by bigshy_talk, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A guy was sat in his local when the door opened and this young chap came in walked up to the bar and asked for four double whiskies.

    When they arrived he threw them down his throat in record time....

    The guy at the bar turned to the young chap and advised that he should take his time as he would be drunk in double quick time if he kept up that pace of drinking.

    It’s ok said the young chap “I’m celebrating”

    “What are you celebrating” asked the other guy

    “Actually I’m celebrating my first blow job” said the young chap

    “Give him another double” says the other guy, heavens that bring back memories makes me think of my first blow job.

    “Save your money” said the young guy.........

    “I those four don’t get rid of the taste nothing will”