The Cat and the Kid

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  1. A teacher is explaining biology to her young schoolkids. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter, ' she says.
    A little girl raises her hand. 'Miss… I had a kitty-cat who stuttered. '
    The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe what happened.
    "Well," she began, ' I was in the back garden with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our garden.'
    'That must've been scary, ' said the teacher.
    'Yes it was, ' said the little girl. ' My kitty raised her back, went "Ffffff!, Ffffff!, Fffffff," but before she could say ' Fuck-off !, ' the Rottweiler ate her!