A teacher is explaining biology to her young schoolkids. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter, ' she says. A little girl raises her hand. 'Missâ¦ I had a kitty-cat who stuttered. ' The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe what happened. "Well," she began, ' I was in the back garden with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our garden.' 'That must've been scary, ' said the teacher. 'Yes it was, ' said the little girl. ' My kitty raised her back, went "Ffffff!, Ffffff!, Fffffff," but before she could say ' Fuck-off !, ' the Rottweiler ate her!