The Buxom Bandit

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Catwoman....;-).........or is she a 'goody'?....:hmm:
 
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Tinman74

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Left jab, drag her by the heells to the store room and play crime top trumps!

Practical lessons Ofcourse, big Timing blade wielding versus suprise sex!!
 
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"Er yes officer, I saw everything. She was about 6' tall, brown hair, blue shirt, denim skirt, and an orange flowery hat".
 
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goatrutar

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She's in on remand now. No doubt sharing some quality time with Big Donna the diesel dyke.
 
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Whats the big deal, a chav with big tits, a suitable way to deal with it would be to fuck it to death.
 
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goatrutar

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Whats the big deal, a chav with big tits, a suitable way to deal with it would be to fuck it to death.
That could be our new form of death penalty. "I hereby sentence you to death by shagging, may God have mercy on your fart box. "
 
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That could be our new form of death penalty. "I hereby sentence you to death by shagging, may God have mercy on your fart box. "
Pierrepiont will be thrapping himself silly in his grave!
 
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Video footage of a knife-equipped robbery in The Gold Coast, Australia

Video: Knife-wielding 'buxom' robber holds up petrol station in Australia - Telegraph

She'll stick out on the ID Parade, both of them.

She could have someone's eye out with them.

Sure there's more than ARRSE can get out of this report!

Anna Chapman is still my favourite criminal.

Any other decent criminals in recent history ARRSE posters' would?
I'd allow Kenneth Noye to finger me whilst I was heavy petting Ian Brady.
 

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