My Unit and quite possibly me are off to the sand pit in the not to distant future, and I have been on and off the bus so many times that I think I may have a lower limb injury! (6 times up until now!) Is it just me or is it really to much to ask, that I can find out if Iâm going or not before the plane trundles down the run way? Now apart from the need to whinge what I need is witty analogies for on and off the bus, i.e., On and off like a spastic surfer. Go on, go mental.