The bus full of nurses from Rinteln

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This has probably been done before, but I'll do it again.

I first encountered the mythical 'Bus load of nurses from Rinteln' as a Tom in Sennelager many, many moons ago. Since then I have been subjected to this false hope in postings all the world over. It was a favourite at unit functions throughout , but the furthest place away where I have heard the expression used was BATUS and the most remote was in Kabul, by a comedian in the RLC. I must admit he had me in stitches, particularly when his mate who believed him, albeit momentarily, swung a punch at his head, such was the emotion of his disappointment. I've heard TA lads use the expression and I've even heard it from an American Air Force Officer.

I remember some Rinteln QAs attending a 'do' in Minden, but they didn't come in a bus, they arrived in a Nissan Cherry (there were only 3 of them). Despite the distinct lack of females in our unit, it still took us all night to get tanked up before making a move...........and subsequently getting 'f*cked off at the high port',much to the amusement of the bar.

Every unit function promised the same for the singlies............"There's a bus load of Nurses from Rinteln coming" "Yeehaaaaaa". My, how the pads must have been piSsing themselves as the horde of sad singlies grew at the bar. Each smelling more strongly of aftershave than the one who arrived before him. You had to wear sunglasses in the bar, so bright was our evening to be. There were so many Crockett and Tubbs lookalikes we could have started a Miami Vice fan club. Checking your look in the lavvy mirror. Checking the time "They're late lads" "No worries, I'll pace myself so's not to be to pissed too early". Hanging in there until the last, too late to go down town by the time you realised that they weren't coming and suspected ......that they never were.

Every one a winner eh?

To say that we were gullable would be an understatement. We lived in hope. I certainly did. I think I still do. But at every function, p*ss up, bamitzva,christening and funeral............the promise was............."There's a bus load of nurses coming from Rinteln" And we fell for it every time.

Who started it? Was there really a bus load of nurses coming from Rinteln? Did they indeed have a bus? Are they still out there travelling the north German plain, a bit older, a bit fatter, dressed in 80s style clothing, listening to Duran Duran and Human League or was it really that long ago that one or two of them will now be dancing round thier handbags at that big NAAFI Bop in the sky?

I don't know about you,but I always envisaged one of those white single decker Army buses (the same ones which dumped you at Gutersloh when you were going on Op BANNER), full of loveliness, pulling through the main gate, to the envy of the gate guard and those hanging out of the Guardroom window. I was in Rinteln the other week and popped round to see the hospital. I found myself wondering how many busses would have came through those gates on a Friday night. A bus full would have meant that there were at least 40 of them (did Rinteln have 40 nurses?). In Minden, we actually used to go outside to see if they'd turned up yet. A small gang of us, stood outside the front gate, smoking tabs, pacing up and down like expectant fathers. "Are you lads waitimng for a taxi?" enquired the gate guard. "No mate, waiting for a bus loads of nurses from Rinteln" we responded "You jammy b*stards" said the gate guard "If there's any buckshee, can you send them over to the Guard Room"

If the Russians ever wanted to get up to anything in Germany on an evening, all they would have to do is to start the rumour that a bus load of nurses Rinteln would be arriving at the nearest Barracks and there wouldn't be a squaddie down town all night.

Germany was a very lonely place in the 80s for the non German speaking squaddie. Are there any old QAs out there who can shed some light on where you have been all this time, why you never turned up at any of our functions and let me know why you always disappointed a this (now much older), hopeful young squaddie?
 
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Well I was a QA in Rinteln, not in the 80's but in the 1990's. And to dispell the myth, a bus load of nurses would occasionally descend on a units function if a) we were given advanced warning and b) if the unit having the function provided the transport! Hope this dispells the myth somewhat

S-D
 
#3
Would this be the same bus that carried the Norland nannies around?
 
#4
Norland nannies? - Splitters !! (never heard of them)

We were promised bus load of WRACs from Guildford for our passing out p!ss up in 1980, I think the whole platoon fell for it, bunch of gullible cnuts we must have been.

After that episode I never fell for the 'bus load of QAs from Rinteln' line in BAOR, although I did hear it bandied around a bit. Even Richard 'Nankers Old Horse' Nankilvell used to take the p!ss out of the story on BFBS.
 
#5
Ah the QA's from Rinteln. Never manager to get a bus load into camp, but I got my first extras because of an away match( we went to them) with them.

How many of the board were in Minden in 1991 - 93?
 
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BlackHand said:
Norland nannies? - Splitters !! (never heard of them)

We were promised bus load of WRACs from Guildford for our passing out p!ss up in 1980, I think the whole platoon fell for it, bunch of gullible cnuts we must have been.

After that episode I never fell for the 'bus load of QAs from Rinteln' line in BAOR, although I did hear it bandied around a bit. Even Richard 'Nankers Old Horse' Nankilvell used to take the p!ss out of the story on BFBS.
Is Nankers still on the go? What the f*ck was BFBS 'round thing'? I se Tommy Vance has popped his clogs, he was quite popular on BFBS.
 
#8
when ever we had a do in the NAAFI, it was always full of nurses!!!!! but then again, I did work at the BMHs. :D
 
#9
We had a bus load of nurses from BMH Berlin once for a christmas bash. But yes I've heard about the mythical bus many times now.
 
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It was a competition he used to run during the mornings I believe. If you answered correctly, you won a BFBS Round Thing.

Never met anyone who could tell me what one was.
 
#13
Minden :

Our SSM at the time had promised the lads that there was this bus load of nurses coming for our chrimbo party....

All the lads decided not invite thier local German knock offs in favour of some Stocking clad nursey types.... for some reson when I think back now I still picture them turning up dressed as horny nurses and all of them stunners.

What a fcukign swindle... obviously they never turned up and the Chrimbo do was trashed, 70 odd horny singlies pissed out of thier trees waiting for mucky ladies to entertain... only the Pads enjoyed it

Revenge was had though, the following day the pads wives served us our chrimbo dinner dressed as St Trinians girls...... God bless the ASMs Mrs :wink: :D
 
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Mighty_doh_nut said:
Revenge was had though, the following day the pads wives served us our chrimbo dinner dressed as St Trinians girls
I would pay handsomely for the photos of that!!!!
 
#15
Hmm the closest I've come to one of these is when the Plt Commander promised us many loose OTC females on our final battlecamp. They didn't arrive, our first clue that something wasn't quite right should have been that it was still winter...
 
#16
At least you can rely on Norland Nannies they always turn mobhanded as rentachick guests at any mess party near Larkhill (YO's parties especially) and after a few drinks to get them in the mood are like sex crazed banshees :twisted: :lol:

You have to be careful about ripping the pish out of them as half the RA Officers seem to have married them. Probably got them in the family way first :roll:
 
#17
I emailed a couple of these posts to mrs h at her work yesterday, reportedly resulting in major tea distribution over keyboard and monitor.

mrs h also tells me that she and other off-duty colleagues were often to be found waiting outside BMH Rinteln "in our party frocks" for that bus ... which never turned up.
 
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hackle said:
mrs h also tells me that she and other off-duty colleagues were often to be found waiting outside BMH Rinteln "in our party frocks" for that bus ... which never turned up.
Bus Disapointment all around then.
 
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I knew that you were out there girls, I just knew it. Stood there outside the barracks gate in the p*ssing rain, half cut in my latest loud shirt, damp tab hanging loosely from my mouth, encouraging the lads 'They're out there somewhere.......I can feel it in my water"

Loves young dream, so bitterly disappointed when you didn't show, only to be totally crushed when returning to the bar to find that I'd just missed last orders.

Who was meant to have booked the bloody transport!
 

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