The burden on the Middleton family.

#1
Now they are married into the firm, there will be a huge burden placed on them socially, financially and practically.

For example, James Middleton is now going to have to carry a shitty stick round with him everywhere he goes to beat off the yank birds who think that by marrying him they can become princesses too.

I mean it's a difficult job but someones got to do it, (lie mode on ) I don't envy him.(lie mode off).
 
#10
Honestly, I tried to raise a serious point about newly aqquired family responsibilites and a group of arrsers turn it into an unseemly discussion about which family member you'd nail. You would think that you were a bunch of squaddies.

Jarrods been quite, probably collecting rohypnol,chloroform and viagra for use while ambushing James.
 
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cloudbuster

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#13
Perhaps someone at the Big House will log-on to Arrse this evening and let Mr Middleton know we might be able to bail him out.
 
#14
The Mum is already up on her high horse about it, she think is fvcking Royality.






I think somebody said a similar thing to the Speaker of the House, Bercow that dwarf thing
 
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cloudbuster

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#16
"Do you know who I am?" usually gets a response of; "Have got got a name-tape sown in your vest?" from me.
 
#18
The biggest annoyance i can see is she can't say fuck all about her daughter now to any of the other family and friends with out running it past Clarence House first, imagine when Kate gets pregnant, no piss ups wetting the baby' head ect
 
#19
Her daughter is fucking royalty. As a result of this, some day Mrs Middleton will be the much-loved granny of the King or Queen.
It is one thing being married into Royalty and another acting like one, if you have to tell people that you have class, you don't. simples

She is already selling vulgar Royal Wedding tat for starters.
 

jarrod248

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#20
Honestly, I tried to raise a serious point about newly aqquired family responsibilites and a group of arrsers turn it into an unseemly discussion about which family member you'd nail. You would think that you were a bunch of squaddies.

Jarrods been quite, probably collecting rohypnol,chloroform and viagra for use while ambushing James.
I don't need Viagra.
 

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