The bucket list

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  1. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    According to MSN here are 50 things that you should do before you die:

    Now personally 'dancing the tango in Buenos Aries' and 'playing elephant polo in Nepal' rank fairly low on my list.

    So what would be on the Arrse bucket list?

    A couple from mine

    Things to do before I die:

    1. Girls Aloud (all of them, even the ginger one)
    2. Sky diving
    3. Threesome with Japanese twins
    4. Oktoberfest
    5. Drive an F1 car
    6. The London Marathon

    You get the idea..............
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  2. Well I've done two of your list and those who know me that the London Marathon is not one of them.

  3. 1. Fuck off for 2 years and travel the world
    2. Sky diving
    3. Threesome with Japanese twins +1
    4. Visit every state in america stephen fry style
    5. Witness an aurora int he middle of knowere in lapland
    6. Get into the facking army!
    7. Climb Everest
    8. Go into space
  4. Skydiving and Oktoberfest then eh?
  5. What, me go skydiving?
  6. I'd love to go into space but the missus won't let me. I've been to around 20 US states, I've seen the Northern Lights. I get a nose bleed when I stand up so sky diving and Everest's out the question. I used to be in the Army so "been there, done that". However, that very interesting thought about the 3-some with some oriental twins sounds like a starter for ten!

    Nurse, the chair please and don't forget the pills this time!
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  7. elovabloke

    elovabloke LE Moderator

    The Ocktoberfest & the japon twins :lol:

    & I make it three as you have skydived from the famouse window in the Sgt's Mess.

    Note to young hooficers, next time you visit Sgt's Mess wear parachute.
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  8. elovabloke

    Got me bang to right's guv,
    not telling how much I paid though.

    edited to add:

    Don't you go calling me young anymore though, those days are well behind me.

  9. Just to be certain then, you want rogering round the, er... 'lower 49' ?

    Up to you squire, free country an all that...
  10. Did you do Girls Aloud and the Japanese twins at the same time?

    Lucky bastard
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  11. Bucket list revival

    For some reason I felt the need to write down a bucket list, then realised that Arrse would probably have a gazzillion threads about em. Low and behold a fairly un populated thread.

    Fantasy fuckings and killing people isn't my intention, its just putting them down for motivation and so I don't fucking forget them. All short-medium term.

    1. Get all my diving tickets re trained and competent. Last dived Oz 16 years ago
    2. Get myself to the skydive wind tunnel job and learn to fly. Long term, AFF course if I'm up for it.
    3. Get back to boxing after over a year off, sparring regularly and in shape to do so
    4. Try BJJ,
    5. Learn to lock pick
    6. Do the southwest coast path, bike/walk/camper van
    7. Get freedive ticket up to AIDA 4*
    8. Read some shakespeare and understand what the fuck is going on
    9. Go fishing more often
    10. retire as quick as fucking possible
    11. Fuck facebook off but continue to seek meaningful communication with real people
    12. Get on waiting list for allotement
    13. Buy a shed and green house
    14. Get in the oggin in one way or another every day
    15. Learn to weld/fabricate

    This list will alter/be added to as I have brain farts
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  12. 'Try BJJ'? I hesitate to ask, but will anyway!
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  14. Ah. Brazilian kung-fu fu.
  15. napier

    napier LE Moderator Reviewer

    I really hope that is a martial art and nothing else
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