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The British Solution to Save Petrol

#1
The British Solution to Save Petrol

Brown wants us to cut the amount of petrol we use......

The best way to stop using so much petrol is to deport 3 million illegal immigrants!

That would be 3 million less people using our petrol. The price of petrol would come down.....

Bring our troops home from Iraq/Afghanistan to guard the Channel....

When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the Channel, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq/Afghanistan ....

Tell him if he wants to come to Britain then he must serve a tour in the military....

Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it.....

After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country.....

He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal resident..... .

This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq/Afgahnistan and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.. .....


If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq/Afghanistan anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.....

Problem solved.....
 
#4
so your problem is with the immigrants not the petrol prices?

our country is letting every tom dick and abdul in at the moment..
we should change the name of the NHS to the world health services.did you know 3 billion pounds was spent on polish pregenant women last year.

i think they can come to our country but you have to support yourself for 2 years and pay taxes.

as for them going to Iraq/Afghanistan......i wouldnt folow them in the gonga never mind into battle.

we should take that 3 billion dish it out to the troops.

do you think if we got paid a lot more for our service we would have a lot more people knocking on our door, then the army can choose who they want with out ship in and work with.....

that way we could be more of an elite army!!!!
 
#6
craigspeedy said:
so your problem is with the immigrants not the petrol prices?

our country is letting every tom dick and abdul in at the moment..
we should change the name of the NHS to the world health services.did you know 3 billion pounds was spent on polish pregenant women last year.

i think they can come to our country but you have to support yourself for 2 years and pay taxes.

as for them going to Iraq/Afghanistan......i wouldnt folow them in the gonga never mind into battle.

we should take that 3 billion dish it out to the troops.

do you think if we got paid a lot more for our service we would have a lot more people knocking on our door, then the army can choose who they want with out ship in and work with.....

that way we could be more of an elite army!!!!

Source of the above please, I like tangible evidence.
 
#8
Well......The roman auxiliaries had to serve 25 years before gaining Ctiizenship and all the attendent rights. The French Foreign Legion have to do 5 years to gain citizenship. So I think 6 months in the stan is a bit generous! ;-)
 
#10
theiftaker said:
craigspeedy said:
did you know 3 billion pounds was spent on polish pregenant women last year
Source of the above please, I like tangible evidence.
I do hope you're not suggesting he's making it up.
With the average cost of maternity being £1,578 that would mean there were a little over 1,900,000 pregnant Polish ladies here last year. What's so unbelievable about that?
 
#11
johnboyzzz said:
When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the Channel, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq/Afghanistan ....

Tell him if he wants to come to Britain then he must serve a tour in the military....

Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it.....

After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country.....
And how would his presence in Iraq / Afghan contribute to defending this country? I didn't realise we were over there defending the UK.
 
#12
ottar said:
With the average cost of maternity being £1,578 that would mean there were a little over 1,900,000 pregnant Polish ladies here last year. What's so unbelievable about that?
If thats the case we will have at least 2 million people willing to go out and find a job in a few years. Can't we swap poles for chavs????
 
#16
dumdum said:
Maybe someone should add a couple of hard punches to your face to make you more interesting.
so when you say someone....does that mean not you then?

i really like your user name.......it suits you......

now how about a nice big mug of shut the fu*k up!!!!!
 
#17
craigspeedy said:
dumdum said:
Maybe someone should add a couple of hard punches to your face to make you more interesting.
so when you say someone....does that mean not you then?

i really like your user name.......it suits you......

now how about a nice big mug of shut the fu*k up!!!!!
How about both of you take your new-to-the-forum egos elsewhere
 

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#18
theiftaker said:
craigspeedy said:
so your problem is with the immigrants not the petrol prices?

our country is letting every tom dick and abdul in at the moment..
we should change the name of the NHS to the world health services.did you know 3 billion pounds was spent on polish pregenant women last year.

i think they can come to our country but you have to support yourself for 2 years and pay taxes.

as for them going to Iraq/Afghanistan......i wouldnt folow them in the gonga never mind into battle.

we should take that 3 billion dish it out to the troops.

do you think if we got paid a lot more for our service we would have a lot more people knocking on our door, then the army can choose who they want with out ship in and work with.....

that way we could be more of an elite army!!!!

Source of the above please, I like tangible evidence.
That's an awful lot of money to spend on Duraglit, or was it Pledge? How does one get a job polishing pregnant women?
 
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